april fools ideas

me and my sandwhich best pal jeena were bored and started thinking about things we could trick our husbands with for april fools day!! i only came up with lame ideas like buying a replica of my favorite lilly plant and acting like i got mad and rip it up so cody would think that i was insane ripping up my real one but i got made fun of for that idea by cody and jeena! i think it sounds good, but i guess not! neways i have been trying to come up with other ides but i am blank. im so boring! i want it to be a prank that unfolds right before his very eyes cus if i call him or something it wont be very believable. come to think of it i have never done an april fools prank! no wonder i feel so lost!!! maybe i can act like me precious kitty lilly ran away and hide her somewhere and he will see me teary eyed and sad...but that sounds cheesy too. dern it!!! y cant i think of something?!!! hmmm.....

all my cats

cody just recently got me a cutie pie kitty to help cheer me up. she is white and fluffy and so soft! i luv her so mucho! so far everyone wants to borrow her or wants my kitten to spend the nite with them. that s how slinky soft and pretty she is! i mean seriously have you ever had a kitten that everyone wanted! her name is Lily.

anyway she is my eigth cat i have had since i have been with cody and i have been with him for five years. it doesnt sound good but for some wierd reason they always run away. or the one before had to be put down cus she got a very bad infected tail and when i adopted her it was already bad but i thought with my loving care i could nurse her back to health! my point is that now everyone is like what are you doing with another cat!

hahahahahahahaha! and now that i am actually thinking about it they do always run away! maybe i am petting them too much like elmira from loony tunes! i dont know! now i am so paronoid that lily is gunna run out the door when i have is open for more than thirty seconds! She better not run away! i am so nice to her! i even take her a kitty bath to make her smell good. and i buy her tons of toys!!! and yummy kitty food!

yeah also one of my sister inlaws said "why dont you get a pet that cant run fast like a turtle or a hermit crab?" so i had to tell her about poor little bob barker that died in wyoming. so sad. he was the cutest little turtle ever. i would always let him walk around my house and he would follow me slowly into rooms then i would let him play in the tub. he was tiny. but bob got lost and ended up getting dried out :*(

well i am getting tired of typing and my kitty keeps attacking my legs...ttyl